Miami Nightmare.
Zombie killer stalks the streets,
Eating folk alive.
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Zoo cocks on the fly,
Afraid of the sea eagles,
Captive birds escape.
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Marvel cast gathers,
For landmark celebration,
As gay hero weds.
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A new Euro queen,
With Swedish Euphoria,
The Hump left behind.
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A film about love,
And octogenarians,
Wins Cannes' craved Palme d'Or.
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BMX bandit,
Buchanan wins world title,
Racing to London.
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Festival folk just
Can't get her out of their heads.
Kylie's film's a hit!
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A sneezing monkey,
A SpongeBob SquarePants mushroom,
Top 10 newbies named!
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Proof that man can fly,
Skydiver takes leap of faith,
And glides to safety.
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A Schizophrenic,
Who killed and ate 'alien',
Now shows some remorse.
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Champagne is flowing,
Hai-news celebrates 1 year,
More haikus to come!
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Music Tragedy,
More than simply Night Fever,
Cancer kills Bee Gee.
A Facebook event,
The boss presents his new wife
With status update.
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The Karate Kid,
Hangs up his Fists Of Fury,
With last action role.
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She sang, "I Feel Love,"
And everyone danced along.
Goodbye, Disco Queen.
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Thieves show their lewd side,
As rampant rabbits vanish,
In erotic theft.
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Pop concert scandal,
A Jakarta Bad Romance,
'Vulgar' Gaga hushed.
A Clockwork Orange
Celebrates fifty years of
Notoriety.
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Oz to feel the heat,
Carbon fuelled flames will burn a
frightful inferno!
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London's new eyesore,
Sculpture hopes to rival Eye,
The Orbit erect.
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"The forecast is bright,
I hope your week's a delight,
I'm Prince Charles, good night."
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Ice, wind, & mint bra,
Japanese innovation,
Cool girls show their cups.
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Hi Mister Clinton,
Do you have a card that says
"Sorry you've gone bust"?
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Hey you, hey you there,
Have you seen my Russian jet?
Yeah, I've lost it, mate.
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The wise old author,
Who knew where the wild things are,
Dies aged eighty-three.
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5ive slam dunk Sydney,If ya gettin' down, baby,
Go dine underground.
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Pelicans found dead.
Dolphins wash up on the shore.
Beach becomes graveyard.
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Wildlife legend shines,
As his sixty-year career,
Is praised in new show.
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You can see his face
Alive in a crowded place,
Blunt death just a hoax.
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A United win,
Title race not over yet,
Climax approaches.
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What's that in the sky?
Is it a bird or a plane?
No, it's Super Moon!
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Mexico drug war,
Bodies found hanging from bridge,
Decapitated.
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The Beastie Boy who
Fought for our right to party,
Loses fight for life.
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A screaming success.
Art icon sells for millions.
A new record's set.
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One year without him,
Bin Laden letters released,
Was all as it seemed?
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Triumph for Marvel,
As thousands crowd cinemas.
Heroes gain applause.
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Now celebrity,
Becks celebrated right foot
Turns 37.
Cate back on TV
As Stewie's evil girlfriend,
New family girl.
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