English city deters teens with pig dung (SBS)

Alcohol, weed, drugs,
All hoped to be removed with
Spreading of pig-dung.

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'Buffy The Vampire Slayer' reboot set to be scrapped (NME)

Buffy put on ice,

Screenwriter slain for shit work,

Film may be slain too.

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Bush bandit 'surviving on roo and wombat' (SMH)

Despite large man-hunt,
Wanted man remains concealed,
Raw bush-meat sustains.

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Oxford Street stabbing: Teenager dies near sports store (BBC)

Shopping tragedies,

Thousands shocked on Oxford Street

As young men are stabbed.

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First Earth-sized planets spotted (BBC)

A so-called Earth-twin,
Planet like ours discovered,
Too much heat for life.

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Beyonce's Parents Officially Divorce After Two Years Of Reconciliation Attempts (Taletela)

A cheating husband,
An independent woman,
Now a survivor.

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Christmas Video Treat! (Hai-news)

Christmas treat released,
All I want for Christmas is...
Billy James Tusker!

Watch Christmas video!

Ticket inspector stabbed on C2C train from Southend to London (BBC)

Stabbers on a train,
Inspector pays painful fare,
Evader evades.

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Opening applauded (Bega District News)

Workability,
Service upgrade for small town,
New pad for old crew.

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Michael Jackson's hair to be turned into a roulette ball (NME)

Blood on the table,
Don't matter if black or red,
MJ roulette ball.

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Weather London (BBC)

Tomorrow's forecast,
Sunny intervals 6 max,
Blustery showers.

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25 'starving' dogs maul owner to death (ABC)

Czech dogs go hungry,
Rottweilers turn on their own,
Immediate death.

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New tuition fee system 'may mean fewer scientists' (BBC)

As fees reach for sky,
Costly courses will suffer,
Scientists grounded.

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Goodwill on tap: Woman pays others' water bills (msnbc.com)

Anonymous gift,

Water for Thanksgiving joy,

Wonderful gesture.

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Justin Bieber collaboration with Mariah Carey in ‘All I Want for Christmas’ video draws criticism (NYDailyNews.com)

Biebs is seventeen,
Mariah is forty one,
Raises questions eh?

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Click here for my All I Want For Christmas music video!

Elton John declares new war on AIDS (ABC)

Rocket Man starts war,
Elton detests AIDS stigma,
Fights to end disease.

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Gay marriage the big issue at ALP conference (SBS)

For Australia,
Labor to back gay marriage,
It's time to vote change.

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Rihanna throws a wobbla (The Sun)

Don't stop the music,

Rihanna almost 'man down',

Queen B the mentor.

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